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I'm back. :iconiggybrowsplz:
  • Mood: Joy
Hi everyone. I got over a lot of crap over the past couple of months. Not taking an art class this quarter, but at least I'm getting the top grade in Astronomy! Yay!

Bottom line is, I'll be back. Hopefully I won't screw up Lent, but...I'm back. :)
  • Mood: Joy
It's 5 a.m. Your shift is almost over, and you try desperately to maneuver your limited power and keep the monstrous animatronics that roam the restaurant at bay. Only the doors separate you from them, but your power is running low. As it is you only have 5% of your power, and as it dwindles like a flame gnawing at ashes, those nightmarish machines leer at the door, waiting.

4%...3%....2%....

You wonder why you took this job. With the economy in shambles and your lack of good judgement, working as the night guard at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza seemed like a good idea at the time. Your heart pounds in its chest as your fate looms only a few feet away.

1%

There's no escape. Maybe you could run? No, Chica's there on the other door, her gaping maw revealing a second set of her endoskeleton teeth. You look around the room for a possible weapon. The fan maybe? You could use it to whack one of the animatronic's heads off and do your best to make a break for it. But it now occurs to you that even as exposed as you are in this office, it's still safer than any other place in the building. Here, at least, you can tell where they are. Or at least, you could.

So yeah, you're pretty much screwed now.

0%

The power drained, the lights shut out, and both doors open. For a second, it's as quiet as a tomb, until that eery nursery tune begins to play. You see a blinking pair of glowing blue eyes coming from the west hall doorway. Much as you'd like to tell yourself you're used to facing death, you breath heavy like you're drowning, and as much as you're sweating, you may as well be.

Then the tune is interrupted. The bell chimes as the tune welcoming the start of morning and the end of your shift begins to play.

It's 6 a.m. and you are now off duty.

You immediately whip out your MP3 player and crank Taylor Swift's Shake it Off, and begin to dance your way out of the building. The robots stare on slack-jawed as they can't do a thing about it now, because hey, you're off duty.

That's right, you like to carry an MP3 with all your favorite jams on it. You're like the Star Lord of night guards, if Star Lord was never abducted, had an MP3 player instead of a walkman, lived in the 2010's and was way less cool.

But anyway, you wiggled your butt and swung your arms in perhaps the stupidest display of victory over death in all of recorded history.

I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake; shake it off! uh-shake it off!

--

The following night, you are not so lucky. The animatronics have been extra persistent this time, Freddy and Foxy in particular keeping you on near constant alert, and by 4 a.m., you're absolutely certain your power will not last long. Already you see it at 5% and Freddy leering in the doorway before you quickly shut it.

But you know he won't leave any time soon. But that door will.

The power drains in a few minutes, prompting the lights to die and both doors to bust wide open. You're like a raw nerve now, naked and defenseless against the haunted animatronics that leer outside your door.

Again you here the nursery tune play, again you see the flashing blue eyes of Freddy as he taunts you before he kills you. You're almost too scared to react now. Your heart still pounds in your chest, but now it's like it wants to jump out of your body. You're not breathing heavy now; this time, you barely breathe at all. You feel dizzy as the jingle plays a few more seconds before it finally ends.

Everything is pitch black now.

Then, suddenly-

"WAIT,"

You look up. Freddy is standing over you, a hulking mass of metal and wires covered by felt, his voice deep and metallic.

"Yesterday you played Taylor Swift,"

"O....kay, yes," you nod, "And?"

"I LOVE Taylor Swift!"

"Really?"

"Yeah!"

"So, wait, does this mean you're not gonna kill me?"

The bear pauses a moment, but then suddenly bursts into laughter.

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA,"

You begin to get the feeling this isn't the best response. Oh, and he's still laughing.

"ahaAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....no,"
  • Mood: Lazy
I'm back. :iconiggybrowsplz:
  • Mood: Joy

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CelticKawaii
A real friggin' Cheese
Artist | Student | Traditional Art
United States
Hello peasants, and welcome to my page. Stand in awe of my....

:iconshockplz:
:iconbeggingplz:
:iconsadplz: No wait, please don't go!
Oh gosh, please make me feel not-lonely!

Anyway, wonder why I'm here?

Well, I like to draw, and I want people to see my work. I know I still need to work on a lot, but I'm trying to give it my own style and improve. Constructive criticism is encouraged - don't be afraid to tell me if you think something is 'off,' 'wrong,' or needs work somehow. I will do my best not to kill you. :D

Things you should know:
:bulletred: I draw (duh).
:bulletred: I was/am heavily influenced by anime/manga style, especially the big, expressive eyes.
:bulletred: I'm also learning other styles and expanding on what I can do.
:bulletred: I'm not really a "great" artist just yet.
:bulletred: I consider myself to be still a 'noob' or a beginner in a lot of ways.
:bulletred: Patience isn't my strong point.
:bulletred: Not sure if I should add a stamp collection from all the fandoms I like. :shrug:

Miscellaneous:
General Info
Sex: Pretty sure it's girl, dunno
Age: Young...ish
Height: 5 foot a bitch
Weight: 3 potatoes
Species: Irish
Status: Meh until next update of RWBY

Commissions: No.

Requests: Well, I don't mean to sound rude or anything, but if you think I'm giving you a painstakingly-drawn piece of artwork for free, then you're smoking something that's probably illegal. Seriously, do not ask me for requests.

--
I once took a self-test to see if I really had pyromania. Here's the abridged version:
Do you like fire?
:iconallofthethingsplz::iconsaysplz: Yeah!
Do you like to watch fires?
:iconyeahplz::iconsaysplz: Yeah!
Do you like to set things on fire?
:iconyayamericaplz::iconsaysplz: Hell yeah!
Were you hugged enough as a child?
:iconsaderidanplz::iconsaysplz: Um...well uh...maybe I...
Are you a loner?
:iconforeveraloneplz::iconsaysplz:...
Have you ever just felt plain awful?
:iconsadplz::iconsaysplz: *sniff* Mmm-hmm...
MICHAEL BAY?
:iconamericapartyhardplz::iconsaysplz: ALL THE WAY!
Congratulations! You are a pyro! Now get help.
:icontavroswthplz:
--

*Captain America: The First Avenger comes out*
Most everyone: Meh
Me: I think I've found my favorite superhero
*The Avengers comes out*
Most everyone: Dude Cap is just there and idgaf
Me: I'm with Coulson
*Captain America: The Winter Soldier comes out*
Most Everyone: Holy sh*t Cap is so cool now!
Me: *dons hipster glasses and laughs maniacally*

Did you know that the Irish created/invented/discovered:

Modern chemistry
Chocolate milk
Boyle’s law
Entrepreneurship
The induction coil
The hollow needles used in hypodermic syringes
The Kelvin temperature scale
Seismology
The electron
The stethoscope
The concept of a boycott
The tattoo machine
Modern submarines
Radiotherapy
The first time an atom was split via artificial means
Aircraft ejection seats
Portable defibrillators
Pulsars

...and that most of them did it while drunk? :eyes:

--

Here, have some controversy:

Remember, there is no such thing as "white culture". There is, however, Irish culture, Italian culture, English culture, Russian culture, German culture, Nordic culture, Romanian culture, Dutch culture, Swiss culture, Scottish culture, Welsh culture, French culture, Spanish culture...

I don't want to be a 'feminist'. I rather be 'egalitarian' - besides, it sounds like 'eagle-tarian'. It's just so...'Murican!
*Actually, the real reason is because sometimes, men get screwed over in some areas too. Men and women fall short in the "privilege" department in different ways, so why not work for both? After all, it's all about equality.

If you think people today are open-minded, try saying something bad about the Internet. May God have mercy on you. :bye:

Person: This is my left hand *holds up right hand*
Other person: Um, no, that's not your left, it's your right.
Person: OMG I DON'T HAFF TA COMPLY TO YOUR STANDARDS OF WHAT'S LEFT AND WHAT'S RIGHT! I SAY DOWN IS LEFT AND UP IS DOWN AND LEFT IS RIGHT, AND IF YOU SAY I'M WRONG, YOU'RE A BIG, STUPID POOPY DOO-DOO BRAIN!
-The Internet on 'opinions'

You know SJW thinking is messed up when they'll believe rapists have more culture than 'white' people.

The web is a dark place, full of shock sites, porn, and spoilers.
...
SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE AND THEY ALL GET TURNED INTO TANG! :iconsays2plz::iconpervyvriskaplz:

I'm a strong, independent women who don't need no feminism!

There is no such thing as reverse racism, because anyone can be racist to anyone.

"When young women say no to feminism, feminists don't accept that means no," -Christina H. Sommers

When you take the time to make fun of your own culture, you are culturally appropriating an integral part of Irish culture. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go finish my drink.

Check your social justice blogger privilege!
:bulletblack:I think there's no such thing as "SJW Privilege" (that just proves you have it)
:bulletblack: I can draw attention to areas in which I am not privileged, while ignoring those areas in which I do have privilege (you are NOT telling me they're all black-pan-theta-chromosomal-but-mostly-female-disabled-autistic-otherkin-trans*:・゚✧)
:bulletblack: I can tell someone to "check their privilege" as a means of shutting down their argument
:bulletblack: If someone disagrees with me, I need only to accuse them of belonging to some privileged group (white, cis, male, straight, etc.) to "prove" that I am right.
:bulletblack: I can minimize the problems of an individual on the basis that they are more privileged than certain groups of people (never mind that seeing people who kind of look like you on TV doesn't help chronic depression).
:bulletblack: I was seriously offended reading this list.
:bulletblack: I can assume the person who wrote this list was a white cishet fedora neckbeard dudebro, without acknowledging that's still stereotyping.
:bulletblack: I am now even more offended after reading the above statement.
:bulletblack: I can completely disregard the facts because of hurt feelings.
:bulletblack: It is my pejorative to get offended for other marginalized groups to which I do not belong, and should I find a member of such a group who takes no offense to a certain thing, I can claim they have internalized self-hatred (as opposed to simply their own opinion).
:bulletblack: My feels are going haywire now.
:bulletblack: I seek the blood of the person who wrote this list.
:bulletblack: Inhale. Exhale. Did you just breathe? Smile, because you are alive and life is still worth living. There, you have existential privilege! ^_^
:bulletblack: Stop. I could do this all day, but I have a paper to write, and I am sure you have something better to do yourself. Privilege-checking is the unhealthiest mental exercise there is - it divides people into "haves" and "have nots", and that just leads to Tall Poppy Syndrome. In other words, it breeds hate. Hate only breeds hate. Now ask yourself - "Does the homeless white guy on the street have more privilege than Oprah Winfrey and Temple Grandin?"
:bulletblack: -->unhealthiest mental exercise<-- This line is so ableist! (If this was your actual thought process, then...Just stay away and you'll be safe from me~!)
:bulletblack: You own a freaking computer, or at the very least, have Internet access.

Potato :iconpotatoplz:

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Merry Christmas!

God bless you, your family, and other dear ones!


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