Hello peasants, and welcome to my page. Stand in awe of my....|
No wait, please don't go!
Oh gosh, please make me feel not-lonely!
Anyway, wonder why I'm here?
Well, I like to draw, and I want people to see my work. I know I still need to work on a lot, but I'm trying to give it my own style and improve. Constructive criticism is encouraged - don't be afraid to tell me if you think something is 'off,' 'wrong,' or needs work somehow. I will do my best not to kill you.
Things you should know:
I draw (duh).
I was/am heavily influenced by anime/manga style, especially the big, expressive eyes.
I'm also learning other styles and expanding on what I can do.
I'm not really a "great" artist just yet.
I consider myself to be still a 'noob' or a beginner in a lot of ways.
Patience isn't my strong point.
Not sure if I should add a stamp collection from all the fandoms I like.
Sex: Pretty sure it's girl, dunno
Height: 5 foot a bitch
Weight: 3 potatoes
Status: Meh until next update of RWBY
Requests: Well, I don't mean to sound rude or anything, but if you think I'm giving you a painstakingly-drawn piece of artwork for free, then you're smoking something that's probably illegal. Seriously, do not ask me for requests.
I once took a self-test to see if I really had pyromania. Here's the abridged version:
Do you like fire?
Do you like to watch fires?
Do you like to set things on fire?
Were you hugged enough as a child?
Um...well uh...maybe I...
Are you a loner?
Have you ever just felt plain awful?
ALL THE WAY!
Congratulations! You are a pyro! Now get help.
*Captain America: The First Avenger comes out*
Most everyone: Meh
Me: I think I've found my favorite superhero
*The Avengers comes out*
Most everyone: Dude Cap is just there and idgaf
Me: I'm with Coulson
*Captain America: The Winter Soldier comes out*
Most Everyone: Holy sh*t Cap is so cool now!
Me: *dons hipster glasses and laughs maniacally*
Did you know that the Irish created/invented/discovered:
The induction coil
The hollow needles used in hypodermic syringes
The Kelvin temperature scale
The concept of a boycott
The tattoo machine
The first time an atom was split via artificial means
Aircraft ejection seats
...and that most of them did it while drunk?
Here, have some controversy:
Remember, there is no such thing as "white culture". There is, however, Irish culture, Italian culture, English culture, Russian culture, German culture, Nordic culture, Romanian culture, Dutch culture, Swiss culture, Scottish culture, Welsh culture, French culture, Spanish culture...
I don't want to be a 'feminist'. I rather be 'egalitarian' - besides, it sounds like 'eagle-tarian'. It's just so...'Murican!
*Actually, the real reason is because sometimes, men get screwed over in some areas too. Men and women fall short in the "privilege" department in different ways, so why not work for both? After all, it's all about equality.
If you think people today are open-minded, try saying something bad about the Internet. May God have mercy on you.
Person: This is my left hand *holds up right hand*
Other person: Um, no, that's not your left, it's your right.
Person: OMG I DON'T HAFF TA COMPLY TO YOUR STANDARDS OF WHAT'S LEFT AND WHAT'S RIGHT! I SAY DOWN IS LEFT AND UP IS DOWN AND LEFT IS RIGHT, AND IF YOU SAY I'M WRONG, YOU'RE A BIG, STUPID POOPY DOO-DOO BRAIN!
-The Internet on 'opinions'
You know SJW thinking is messed up when they'll believe rapists have more culture than 'white' people.
The web is a dark place, full of shock sites, porn, and spoilers.
SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE AND THEY ALL GET TURNED INTO TANG!
I'm a strong, independent women who don't need no feminism!
There is no such thing as reverse racism, because anyone can be racist to anyone.
"When young women say no to feminism, feminists don't accept that means no," -Christina H. Sommers
When you take the time to make fun of your own culture, you are culturally appropriating an integral part of Irish culture. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go finish my drink.
Check your social justice blogger privilege!
I think there's no such thing as "SJW Privilege" (that just proves you have it)
I can draw attention to areas in which I am not privileged, while ignoring those areas in which I do have privilege (you are NOT telling me they're all black-pan-theta-chromosomal-but-mostly-female-disabled-autistic-otherkin-trans*:・ﾟ✧)
I can tell someone to "check their privilege" as a means of shutting down their argument
If someone disagrees with me, I need only to accuse them of belonging to some privileged group (white, cis, male, straight, etc.) to "prove" that I am right.
I can minimize the problems of an individual on the basis that they are more privileged than certain groups of people (never mind that seeing people who kind of look like you on TV doesn't help chronic depression).
I was seriously offended reading this list.
I can assume the person who wrote this list was a white cishet fedora neckbeard dudebro, without acknowledging that's still stereotyping.
I am now even more offended after reading the above statement.
I can completely disregard the facts because of hurt feelings.
It is my pejorative to get offended for other marginalized groups to which I do not belong, and should I find a member of such a group who takes no offense to a certain thing, I can claim they have internalized self-hatred (as opposed to simply their own opinion).
My feels are going haywire now.
I seek the blood of the person who wrote this list.
Inhale. Exhale. Did you just breathe? Smile, because you are alive and life is still worth living. There, you have existential privilege! ^_^
Stop. I could do this all day, but I have a paper to write, and I am sure you have something better to do yourself. Privilege-checking is the unhealthiest mental exercise there is - it divides people into "haves" and "have nots", and that just leads to Tall Poppy Syndrome. In other words, it breeds hate. Hate only breeds hate. Now ask yourself - "Does the homeless white guy on the street have more privilege than Oprah Winfrey and Temple Grandin?"
-->unhealthiest mental exercise<-- This line is so ableist! (If this was your actual thought process, then...Just stay away and you'll be safe from me~!)
You own a freaking computer, or at the very least, have Internet access.